Data Center Retro T Shirt — "It’d be a shame if algae got into the data centers"
This breathable, responsibly made tee tells a story for people who love both low-tech charm and tidy systems. The front shows a retro-style illustration of a server rack turned into a verdant miniature — plugs, fans and circuit boards softened by climbing plants — with the phrase “It’d be a shame if algae got into the data centers.” It feels wry, warm, and quietly rebellious: a wearable nod to sustainable thinking, maker humor, and long nights spent keeping systems humming. The shirt’s classic crew neck and relaxed fit make it easy to throw on for meetups, hack nights, or lazy weekends, while the soft cotton and stable construction stand up to frequent wear and wash. Subtle enough to pair with jeans or layer under a jacket, it speaks directly to folks who care about tech, nature, and thoughtful design without shouting.
Product Features:
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) with a smooth surface that prints vivid, detailed artwork.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for reduced waste and better shape retention.
- Shoulder twill tape and tear-away label for comfort and long-term stability.
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main artwork) ensure crisp, durable graphics.
- OEKO-TEX certified materials and ethically sourced US cotton; backed by a 2-year EU warranty.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton for solid colors; smooth print surface
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG main print with DTF for sleeves/labels for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX certified, tear-away label, ethically sourced cotton; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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